Kicking off the Dalton 2010 Blue Collar Tour and Contest! we have gotten so many creative punchlines for “You know you’re a bodyworker if…“ We have chosen what we feel are the best 10… and can’t decide! Help us decide the winner.
1. you’re invited to do a massage demonstration for the local law enforcement agency, …and they all “jump” when you strap on your lotion holster.
2. you only recognize people from the back.
3. you test the Christmas turkey’s range of motion before putting it in the oven.
4. you can’t walk into a shoe store with your wife without lecturing her on the dangers of high heels.
5. your ‘sole mate’ is the one whose feet you rub.
6. your forearms look like Popeyes’.
7. you think you’ve heard everything until an elderly female client complains that “she’s thrown out her scrotum”.
8. when watching a pretty girl walk by, instead of admiring her form, you’re analyzing her gait.
9. you have 20 sets of twin sheets but no twin bed in your house.
10. you are offered Fritos and think you are getting a free reflexology session.
The winner will be announced here on January 1st 2010. A REALLY nice selection of prizes will be given away every month during 2010. Thanks to Carol, Deleena, P.J., Julie, Ariana, Bob, Lynette, Casey, Amy and Peter for these creative answers!
Enter as many times as you like each month to win on the link below!
Enter Blue Collar Contest!
Each month during 2010, a winner will be chosen. Prizes include a ‘goodie bag’ from Biofreeze, two sets of Erik’s DVDs, James Waslaski’s new DVD, Serge Gracovetsky’s ‘Spinal Engine’ textbook and surprises from Anatomy Trains and Kent Health Systems., and much more!
Dalton's 2010 Blue Collar Tour
On Dec 15, 2010, a grand prize will be awarded to the best punchline of the year.