Time to vote on the best Blue collar punchline for April… we have narrowed it down to 10 and it is your turn to pick the winner that will get a basket of bodywork goodies.
“You Know You’re a Bodyworker if… “
1. You meet someone at a party and compliment them on their wonderful “structural integrity”.
Simon B. – SC
2. At the end of the day with self energy reserves running low, that VIP calls and… WHAM… you’re like the Eveready Bunny and keep going with endless TLC to give. Vicki B. – FL
3. People greet you by saying “I need you” rather than ” How are you?” Nicolette R. – MN
4. You find yourself searching for trigger points when kneading bread dough. Mark M.
5. They smile when they are paying you. Suzy J., CT
6. You know who Yanni is and can hum along to his tunes. Jeanne B. – OH
7. All the search history on your laptop reads “bodywork techniques”, “Online musculoskeletal charts”. and “Erik Dalton”. Robin W. – FL
8. You know not to pronounce the “P” in psoas. Kelli, MN
9. Everyone tells you how lucky your spouse mist be to be massaged all the time, and you know they’re not. Amy F. – OH
10. Your thenar eminence is bigger than Arnolds biceps. Tabatha P. – FL
Email email@example.com with your vote.