That time again… time to pick a winner of the July Blue Collar Contest…
We need your help to pick.
The Question: “You know you’re a bodyworker if…”
The final 10 punchlines…
1. “You bypass SHAQ to shake hands with Aaron Mattes.” Patrice Barrie
2. “every time you pass by a motor crash repair shop, you double take on the sign for bodywork.” Stas Bernasinski – Cork, Ireland
3. “no matter how serious the situation gets in the Gulf, ‘BP’ to you will always stand for Blood Pressure.” Kitty Doherty
4. “you use your bare hands to tenderize your steaks instead of a mallet.” Erik Steinmetz – Salem, OR
5. “you say ‘you probably need a massage’ to every question or comment.” Greg Suek – Dutton, MT
6. “you ask your dance partner onto the floor by saying c’mon, let’s go shake that psoas?” Simon Barreiros – Charleston, SC
7. “you take CEs to treat your own work related conditions.” Amanda Kross
8. you walk into a room and look for doorways to apply self-therapy.” Patricia Blasco
9. “your kneads become greater than your wants.” Catherine Basse
10. “your toilet seat at work is always well-oiled.” Robert Bost – Seattle, WA
Send your pick to sandi@freedomfrompain.com the winner gets a really cool package of DVDs and massage products.
Submit your punchlines for the Erik Dalton Blue Collar Contest for August…
http://erikdalton.com/BlueCollarTour.asp
